As we are expecting house-guests for Christmas, we thought it would be a good idea to buy a large Stilton to dignify the Port. In Marks and Spencer, we hunted high and low for one, but mostly high, as the more mundane wares tended to be low.
Eventually becoming weary, we approached a member of staff to ask her where we would find the Big Cheese. Looking furtively over her shoulder, she told us that the manager doesn't come in on a Sunday until after his golf.
Please look away now if you don't want to see what I've got you for Christmas.
I flatter myself that I am catering to all tastes with this very fetching and useful decanter.