"Yes, I guess I am," I replied brightly, immediately aware that I was wearing my second-best butterfly clip.
"No, actually, no no no," I continued coherently, "she's my sister, and much nicer than she appears. Much. What a wet day."
And so we left an unsatisfactory encounter. I'll never leave home again without my best butterfly clip.
[image: Paul Sherwood for House and Home]
And here's the online addendum to the print article in House & Home.