Ms PFW, wearing an off the shoulder green silk Balenciaga gown and a candy-striped Cath Kidston oven glove, explained that her silence was due to such compelling factors as bathroom renovation, the dark, damp weather that discouraged photography, the unfolding tragedy of Peter and Jane (book 4a) and the humanitarian impulse to sit around eating buns (cupcakes, fairy cakes) in sympathy with her commentators.
The PFW press office confirmed to reporters that Mise is currently in rehearsal for demonstrations of how to fold a t-shirt. When asked how this was going, she replied self-deprecatingly that Scottish Husband had mastered the skill immediately while she was still trying to unwrap the chopsticks.
A clearly astonished Ms PFW went on to reveal that she hadn't recently received any blogging awards and so could not divulge the traditional 137 facts about herself, but was hoping to stage a spectacular comeback with a new kitchen shelf, just above the dishwasher, in the next few weeks.
Ms PFW's fans were enjoined as they departed to please enjoy this blog post responsibly.