Scottish Husband says the awards are just a bunch of techies having a day out, but hey, don't mind him: I'm proud of myself, and I'd like most particularly to thank the people who nominated me. Surely goodness and mercy will follow them all the days of their lives.
[Images: Cocoa Bean Chocolates]
If this were fiction, a Baddie would jump out of a rusting submarine round about now, brandishing a bloodstained axe and an increase in the mortgage interest rate to puncture my self-satisfaction, but it's Lifestyle, dude, so it's all good. I'll arrange to send supplies of fancy Cocoa Bean chocolate to a random commentator on this post, anywhere in the world, in a week's time. No, they're not sponsoring me; I just like their wares.
Be realistic, people: it's only chocolate, there's no need to be conspicuously nice. Unless of course you're someone who has never commented before, in which case fulsomeness would not go amiss.