The queue of parents outside the classroom waiting to collect their junior infants will be bowled over by my cosy chic look. Little do they know that I'm not just Pink Daughter's mother, I'm also an Evelyn Waugh character. Holy cigarette holders, Batman!
Or the wristwarmers would be stunning with an ivory silk ball gown, with the scarf secured round my shoulders by a pale pink rose. Is anyone holding a ball anytime soon? May I come?