No, don't strike me off your guest list; I haven't abandoned enhancement entirely. Here's what's still in the makeup bag after my clear out:
- mascara: black or dark brown, any half-decent waterproof brand
- eyeshadow: a few simple colours, used only for soirées, award ceremonies and the tv appearances in which I speak of there being three people in this marriage
- lipstick: Benefit, essential at all times, because those of us who move in blogging circles with the current owner of Tara Palmer-Tomkinson's potato-masher must never be caught unawares.
The rest can go. Next time the glossy magazines get in touch wanting to run a feature on the contents of my makeup bag, I'll borrow yours for the photoshoot. You have fine classy pencils and ampoules for your beauté max-correction totale and multi-perfection needs, right?