No, you're not mistaken; after all my vague promises it really is a bona fide giveaway. Mabel & Violet, the Irish home, gift & lifestyle boutique, is kindly offering to give one of the following items to a Pretty Far West reader.
For fans of retro kitsch and colour, there's this jolly hand-knitted teacosy. If I won it, I'd pass it off as my own work with a modest blush.
Or for fashionistas and admirers of the current grey trend, there's this elegant velvet cosmetic bag.
To enter, just indicate your interest by leaving a comment on this post by Saturday January 16th, stating which item you'd prefer. The giveaway is open to anyone, anywhere, including the three male readers. Implementation of the giveaway tips will get you nowhere.