So rather than browsing for images of bathroom tiles, we're making sandcastles.
And rather than looking for quotes for bathroom installation, we're gathering seaweed to make inedible soup.
And rather than debating the merits of Edwardian versus Japanese sanitary ware, we're rescuing hats that are swept out to sea.
But consider yourself lucky. I had considered posting a photo of the current main bathroom (clearly untouched since the house was modernised in the seventies) for your ever-helpful and imaginative suggestions, but it would really be very unkind to inflict it upon you. I doubt you've ever seen a bathtub in our particular shade of creamy puce before.